This flick stars Adam Sandler (yes, THAT Adam Sandler!) and the fat guy from King Of Queens (yes, THAT fat guy from King Of Queens!) as two fireman who pose as "gay" lovers for one's insurance policy or some such shit. Quite frankly, the only reason I see to waste, uh, I mean, invest your time in watching this rather asinine flick is for the scene where Jessica Biel (yes, THAT Jessica Biel!) parades around in her underwear in front of Adam Sandler and allows him to grab her boobs (man, is THIS D-Bag, uh, I mean, guy lucky or what!). A lot of gay rights groups got up in arms about this particular flick about its "negative" portrayal of homosexuals (apparently they haven't watched Glee!). The producers of this rather asinine flick also got sued by the producers of an earlier flick called Strange Bedfellows that stars Paul "Crocodile Dundee" Hogan that bears a striking resemblance to this rather asinine flick (as if anyone would want to admit getting ripped off by THIS rather asinine flick!). A sidenote: Jessica Biel once by-now-infamously posed naked for a men's magazine--that wasn't Playboy, by the way--to try to get kicked off that rather asinine "family-oriented" show 7th Heaven (or 7th Hell, as I liked to call it!). Years later she complained in a magazine interview I read of hers how she felt that (my paraphrasing) being too pretty was a detriment to her career. To me, that's kind of like Adam Sandler griping about how being "too funny" was a detriment to his career when, in reality, him NOT being "too funny" was a--that's right!--detriment to his rather inexplicable career! (No offense, Adam!)
Welcome to my Movie Blog!
Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!
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