THE WHOLE NINE YARDS

 

 

The Whole Nine Yards is actually a pretty decent comedic flick starring some A-list--and even some B-list--actors and actresses such as Bruce Willis, the late Michael Clarke Duncan, Amanda Peet, Patricia Arquette, that hot chick from Species, and, oh yeah, Matthew Perry. In the flick, Matthew Perry does his usual Chandler Bing impersonation--Chandler Bing being Matthew Perry's character on that yuppie-suck-fest-of-a-TV-show Friends--playing a dentist who discovers that his wife (played by Patricia Arquette) has hired a hit man--played by Bruce Willis--to off him. Complicating matters is that the hit man moves in next door to Perry's character and Perry's character starts banging the hit man's wife (played by that hot chick from Species). Anyway, in spite of all this, Bruce's character develops a soft spot for Matthew's character and decides not to go through with the hit and, as you might've already guessed, hilarity ensues! Oh yeah, during one scene, Amanda Peet walks around for about 5-10 minutes starkers showing off her bodacious ta-tas. But, really, who the hell wants to see that, am I right, fellas? A sidenote: This movie spawned the obligatory sequel wittingly-titled The Whole Ten Yards. I admit, I haven't seen it yet, though I'm guessing it's not as "good" as the original as is usually the case with sequels (though I do know Amanda Peet doesn't have a 5-10 topless scene but instead parades around in her bra & panties, as if, again, anyone wants to see THAT!).