Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Tuesday, August 14, 2012

WILD HOGS




Wild Hogs is a pretty asinine film about four middle-aged D-Bags--played by John Travolta, Martin Lawrence, Tim Allen, you get the picture--who go through a midlife crisis and all decide to go on a road trip on their motorcycles where they run afoul of a "menacing" biker gang led by Ray Liotta. But what I found most interesting about this film is not necessarily the film itself but when John Travolta, while out promoting this dumbass flick, urged everyone to "do their part" to help stop so-called global warning. So said the guy who owns a slew of gas-guzzling private jets plus the fact that he starred in THIS flick about a bunch of middle-aged D-Bags who take a cross-country road trip on gas-guzzling motorcycles. Now when Mr. Travolta decides to travel around and/or make movies about rickshaws, then I might--and I say might--take him seriously on this subject. Otherwise, and this goes for all of the other Hollywood types who want to dictate how I should live my life (while, of course, not taking their own advice like John), STFU!!!! And, no, I won't say ANYTHING about John (allegedly) molesting all those massage, uh-hum, therapists, OK?

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