Sylvester Stallone once called this incredibly asinine flick the "worst" film he's EVER made (and with a Golden Girl to boot!). Really, Rambo? Worse than that PORNO you made a year or so before Rocky came out (pardon the pun!)? Yes, ladies & gents, Sylvester made a PORNO! And he CAN'T deny that he came out with a PORNO (again, pardon the pun!) because HE PUT HIS VERY OWN NAME ON THE DAMN THING!!!! I think I'll just let THAT sink in for a moment or two, all rightie? A sidenote: In case you were wondering (and I'm sure you were!), the porno-in-question was titled--and, no, I'm NOT making this up!--A Party At Kitty & Stud's which was later renamed--and, again, I'm NOT making this up!--The Italian Stallion after Rocky was released complete with Rocky-esque music. And, yes, Sylvester Stallone DOES show filmgoers his, shall we say, talent in said porno. I'll just let THAT image sink in for a moment (or two), all rightie?
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