A SPECIAL FU TO JODIE FOSTER

Jodie Foster, when she's not playing underage prostitutes and "influencing" crazy-asses to try to murder the President and when she's not winning awards by pretending to be gang-raped on a pinball machine for half-a-movie (WORST . . . PORNO . . . EVER!!!!), she's, uh-hum, defending her rather beleaguered Hollywood "pals" like Mel Gibson and Kristen Stewart. She went on record, uh-hum, defending Mel Gibson while out promoting the earlier-reviewed flick The Beaver (AGAIN, WORST . . . PORNO . . . EVER!!!!) saying how he was still "the most loved man in the film business" even AFTER he was caught on tape literally threatening his ex-girlfriend--and mother of his very own child--by boasting how he could do horrible things to her like beat her with a baseball bat and bury her in his backyard and he could get away with it since, of course, he was indeed "the most loved man in show business." (And do I even have to remind you of that by-now-notorious anti-Semitic rant he went on after he was stopped by that cop for drunk driving, saying how the Jews were "responsible" for all the wars in the world--including the Cola wars?--and whatnot?) Jodie, after defending her bestest bud Mel, took to, uh-hum, defending her gal pal Kristen Stewart after she was caught fooling around with her director who also just happened to be married with children, saying how if she were a young actor today she would just up and quit because of today's stars's lack of privacy and whatnot. Two questions, Jodie: Your "pal" Kristen talks to the press about her "private" life, dates her co-star AND openly fools around with her married director (not to mention, as I pointed out in my earlier "FU" post about her, she likened being famous to being raped), so how in the blessed hell is SHE the "victim" in all of this? And two, you said that if you were a new star like your "pal" Kristen, though, like you, she was a child star (her first movie was with Jodie, if I'm not mistaken), you would just up and quit show business altogether. Well, if being a celebrity is so damned bad, as you obviously claim it is, what the hell's stopping you--or your "pal" Kristen--for quitting show business NOW? Well? A sidenote: Jodie Foster recently penned a column where she, after furthering her "defense" of Miss Stewart, implied how she was the only actress capable of playing said gang-rape victim and/or the FBI agent in Silence Of The Lambs (or she seemingly did as I just more or less skimmed the article-in-question as I have a low tolerance for celebrity self-congratulatory B.S.). If this don't convince you why I'm giving her a hearty "FU" I don't know WHAT will!