Gamer stars Gerard Butler (who starred in the earlier-reviewed The Ugly Truth and 300) as a death row prisoner who agrees to take part in a "reality" show where he has a special chip implanted in his brain so he can be controlled by a "gamer" where he literally fights for his freedom with other death row inmates. As it turns out, Gerard's character was set up for murder--he did it but he was "made" to do it; get it?--so he can participate and subsequently be killed in said "reality" show because he apparently knows all about the program that was created by this megalomaniac Bill Gates-type computer genius. Actually, the plot to this flick sounds suspiciously a lot like the "plot" to the earlier-reviewed Death Race. Hell, even the car chase scenes look like those in DR! In any case, Gamer isn't too bad of a sci-fi flick in spite of its poor reviews and its lackluster box office performance. Most of all, this flick--sort of like the earlier-reviewed flick Idiocracy--paints a scenario that could very well happen in this country in the not-so-distant future. Don't think it could happen, that this is merely a movie? Well, Butler's hot-looking wife in the film--played by ultra hot model Amber Valletta--makes her living since her husband's incarceration as a real life avatar in a Sims-type real life video game where she, too, is being "controlled"--by this fat greasy creepy guy--to do his bidding. Now, I ask you, how many people would want a job like THAT? Still think it couldn't happen in this country? A sidenote: This flick contains one of the grossest movie scenes I've ever seen--and, trust me, I've seen quite a few of them!--where, during Gerard's escape, he steals a car and "fuels" it by throwing up into the gas tank and then taking a piss into it after he drinks a whole bottle of hooch. Just make sure you're not eating anything during this scene, all right?
Welcome to my Movie Blog!
Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!
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