Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Monday, March 25, 2013

GIA

 
Gia was an HBO flick starring Angelina Jolie (yes, THAT Angelina Jolie!) back when she was seemingly making out with her very own brother in public and/or banging noted weird-ass actor Billy Bob Thornton and wearing his blood as a necklace before she got hooked up with Brad Pitt (yes, THAT Brad Pitt!) and became a "respectable" actress. Actually, there's really only one thing you need to know about this particular flick: ANGELINA JOLIE IS NAKED!!!! Plus she makes out with another hot chick . . . WHILE SHE'S NAKED!!!! As for the plot, she plays a drugged-out eighties "supermodel" named Gia something-or-'nother who died of AIDS or something. PLUS SHE'S NAKED!!!! Need I say more? I didn't think so!

Posted by at

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)