Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Sunday, December 2, 2012

THE OPPONENT

 
 
The Opponent is a Lifetime-flick-meets-Million-Dollar-Baby-meets-The-Wrestler. The film stars Erika Eleniak (of Baywatch and Playboy fame) as a would-be female boxer. To tell the truth, I initially watched this flick pretty much to see a buffed-up Erika beat the living crap out of other buffed-up chicks (I'm perverted that way!). But, I must say, I was actually surprised at how much I got into watching this film. The movie is low-budget and the plot is pretty simple: To help escape an abusive relationship, Erika's character turns to boxing with the help of a "hunky" former boxer who owns a rundown gym. Along the way, Erika decides to turn pro in spite of the reservations of her trainer (who--of course!--becomes her lover). It's kind of like Million Dollar Baby except that Erika Eleniak is no Hillary Swank--though she is a capable actress in her own right (in spite of the fact that she's a former Baywatch babe)--and she doesn't get paralyzed in a fight and end up getting euthanized by Clint "Mr. Chair Talker" Eastwood. The scenes in the gym--where about three-fourths of the film takes place--seems pretty realistic to the point where you can almost smell the grime and the sweat. The fight training scenes also seem pretty realistic kind of like the earlier-reviewed The Wrestler. The flick does at times seem like your average Lifetime flick, especially the scenes with Erika's character and her abusive boyfriend who's about as one-dimensional as they come. However, it's a surprisingly pretty decent little film overall in spite of its obvious flaws. And, yes, we do get to see Erika's, shall we say, surgically-enhanced boobage--the way we usually do in her flicks, by the way--during the obligatory love scene with her "hunky" trainer. Just thought you'd like to know!  

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