Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Tuesday, December 11, 2012

HEAVEN'S PRISONERS


 
This movie is about . . . well, to tell the truth, the REAL reason to watch this flick is for the scene where Teri Hatcher (of Desperate Housewives and Superman fame) pulls an Amanda Peet and appears starkers atop a balcony. There's also another scene where Teri flashes her bra to--gag!--Alec Baldwin (otherwise known as the D-Bag who told his very own daughter off on the phone by calling her a, and I quote, "thoughtless little pig" and warned his beloved little girl how he was going to--and, again, I quote--"straighten your ass out" the next time he saw her, but I digress). 

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