Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Sunday, October 28, 2012

CURSED

 
 
 
Cursed is a werewolf film in a long line of werewolf films starring Christina Ricci and that guy who played that Facebook guy in that Facebook movie directed by horror master Wes Craven (of A Nightmare On Elm Street fame). In this werewolf film, Christina Ricci and that FB-playing guy play brother & sister who get into a car accident with another woman--who, of course, had been "warned" by a psychic at a carnival that something "evil" was about to happen to her at the start of the movie--who ends up--wait for it!--getting mauled to death by said werewolf who also takes a swipe--literally!--at Ricci's character and her brother who, well, you know. As in all other werewolf films, said brother & sister try to find the original werewolf who "cursed" them so they can off said werewolf so they can turn back to normal (it turns out--spoiler alert!--there are two--count 'em--TWO werewolves in this flick who are carving up people like so much Thanksgiving turkey). Cursed isn't a terribly bad film for a werewolf flick in spite of the fact that this flick didn't get much love by the all-important critics and at the all-important box office. I am surprised that Wes Craven didn't take his name off this film like he did his vampire stinker the Eddie Murphy vehicle Vampire In Brooklyn (and instead used the Alan Smithee cinematic pseudonym that directors tend to use whenever they don't want their own names associated with a crappy film they've made). It was certainly a hell of a lot better than those sappy-crappy Twilight flicks! Oh yeah, this flick also features a "cameo" by Scott Baio (yes, THAT Scott Baio!). Cool movie poster, though!

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