Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Thursday, October 18, 2012

A FAREWELL TO SYLVIA KRISTEL

 
 
 
Sylvia Kristel recently passed away at the age of 60. I have been a HUGE fan of Sylvia's ever since I was a lust-starved teenager and I saw her in the eighties soft-core "classic" flick Private Lessons where she played a maid who gets in on with, shall we say, a younger gentleman (and is a flick that would be controversial even by today's far-more-lenient cinematic standards). She also starred in the movie adaptation of D.H. Lawrence's "erotic" novel Lady Chatterley's Lover--which was the 50 Shades Of Grey of it's day--and the by-now-classic soft-core "erotic" classic Emmanuelle that put her on the cinematic map and it's subsequent sequels (my own personal favorite in the Emmanuelle series is its sequel Joys Of A Woman that's about a reel or two away from an actual porno flick!). She also starred in a number of "cult" films such as the prison flick Red Heat where she rapes fellow inmate Linda Blair (yes, the little girl from The Exorcist, although she certainly WASN'T a "little girl" in this flick!). Although Sylvia was best known as being one of the first "adult" film stars, at least one of the better known ones (Linda Lovelace, are you listening?), she was still one of the more underrated actresses who wasn't afraid to show a little skin now and then (well, maybe NOT so little, if you know what I mean, and I'm, of course, sure that you do, you pervs!)!   

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