Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Tuesday, October 2, 2012

CAST AWAY

 
 
 
To be honest, I've never actually watched this film since spending a couple of hours or whatever watching a half-naked Tom Hanks on a deserted island talking to a painted-up volleyball just doesn't appeal to me. I mean, at least in other deserted island flicks, there's usually a hot half-naked and/or fully-naked chick to gaze upon (e.g. the other Castaway flick), but I guess Tom "Bachelor Party" Hanks is TOO much of a "respected" actor to star in such a sleazy flick, you know? Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to watch Tom's slobbering dog movie!  

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