Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Saturday, September 22, 2012

TOP DOG

 
 
 
Top Dog is probably the WORST film starring Chuck Norris I've EVER seen! In it, Chuck stars as a cop who gets partnered up with--you guessed it!--a dog. It was kind of like the Tom Hanks's vehicle Turner & Hooch without, of course, the slobbering dog. Hell, even the James Belushi cop/canine "buddy" flick K-9 was better than THIS! I think this was Chuck's foray into "family-oriented" films, and it SUCKED. And just how bad DID it suck? Well, to say that this movie barks would be an understatement! Woof, indeed!

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