Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Saturday, September 15, 2012

FINDING NEMO

 
 
 
As you know, I don't normally review "kiddy" flicks here, but I got to thinking about this particular "kiddy" flick and how the plot would be if it were an "adult" feature. Here goes: A serial killer attacks a husband & wife and their family and kills everyone save for the father and his disabled son. His disabled son later gets kidnapped and held hostage by this psychotic woman who has a habit of killing her hostages. The son's father goes on a frantic search for said disabled son and enlists the aid of a clearly mentally-disabled woman. The son eventually escapes and father and son are eventually reunited after a harrowing search on both their ends. Actually, this would make an interesting "adult" feature, wouldn't you say?

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