Welcome to my Movie Blog!

Hi, I'm Tony, a.k.a. The Non Roger Ebert (R.I.P., Roger!), and welcome to my movie blog. First, let me start out by saying that this WON'T be any ordinary movie blog as I'll be reviewing movies you've probably heard of before or probably never thought about watching. Yes, I will review the occasional "mainstream" film (mostly to slam it!) and I'll be reviewing films both past and present (mostly past since I think most films released nowadays suck canal water!). I also won't be using any star ratings or thumbs up or thumbs down or anything like that since if you CAN'T figure out how much I love or loathe a film by my movie reviews alone then you're a dumb mofo, please exit the site NOW!!!! Along with the movie reviews will be commentaries on various celebrities and/or the so-called "entertainment" business in general. Enjoy!



Monday, July 23, 2012

BEYOND THE CLOUDS




Beyond the Clouds is a foreign film starring John Malkovich and the ultra hot Sophie Marceau who's a French actress who's perhaps best known to American audiences for her role in Mel "Batshit Crazy" Gibson's film Braveheart and for her role as a James Bond girl in the 007 flick The World Is Not Enough (where Bond shots her right between the eyes after she hooks him up to some medieval-looking torture device; kinky!). Anyway, the REAL reason to even bother watching this flick is the ultra hot nudie scene where Sophie shows film-watchers every single thing she has, including--and especially!--her unshaven punani. 'Nuff said! 
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