"Don't worry, we'll save humanity using our feminine wiles!" |
Sure looks like one to me! |
Sounds about right! |
Yep! |
"I am woman! Hear me explode!" |
"How dare you call MY movie feminist, you chauvinistic bastard!" |
Salon.com: one of the "feminized" sites that praised MM. |
You can also take my balls since I'm NOT using them anymore! |
Yes, we ALL win! Especially the feminists! |
This is the Mad Max I prefer! "Feminism" NOT included! |
Return Of Kings writer Aaron Clarey
stepped into a hornet's nest when he dared wrote how the film Mad
Max: Fury Road might—and I say might—just be a (gasp!) feminist
film and encouraged men to not go see this cinematic piece of
outright feminist propaganda. Media outlets like The Huffington Posts
and The Daily Beast furiously (pardon the pun!) condemned Mr. Clarey,
accusing him of being a (double gasp!) misogynist and such. This in
spite of the fact that both the top stars of Mad Max Tom Hardy and
Charlize Theron (or, more appropriately, Charlie Theron and Tom
Hardy!) both called MM a feminist movie. Plus the film's director
George Miller—who, of course, directed the original Mad Max—hired
none other than the author of The Vagina Monologues Eve Ensler as a
consultant on the film. Not only that, but Miller herself came out
and admitted—sort of—that he had in fact directed a feminist type
film.
What I found most intriguing about the
controversy is that the controversy went from “How dare they call
Mad Max a feminist movie!” to “How dare they criticize Mad Max
for being a feminist movie!” In other words, these sites claimed
Mad Max wasn't a “feminist” movie while at the same time extolling
its “feminist” virtues. Also, in all the articles I read
addressing the controversy, the only source of the boycott was Mr.
Clarey's article. There was no other mention of any other so-called
Men's Rights Activist or any specific MRA group attached to said
boycott. I mean, one would think that if this boycott by those
damnable MRAs were as widespread as the media led everyone to
believe, there would be at least a couple of other names and/or
organizations attached to said boycott. But that wasn't the case. So
either all the writers of these articles bashing the boycott were
either misinformed or the whole entire controversy was little more
than a fabrication to help sell movie tickets and/or pushing a
feminist agenda.
I choose the latter.
Honestly, would this really surprise
anyone, including all the feminized commentators, both female and
male, who lost their minds over ROK's boycott of Mad Max? I mean, I
can just imagine someone in the movie studio's marketing department
finding Aaron Clarey's ROK article about Mad Max and they sent out a
few strategically-placed links in the comments section in feminized
sites such as HuffPo and The Daily Beast and presto! Instant
controversy! Let's face it, moviegoers by & large weren't
clamouring for another Mad Max movie the way they were for, say,
another Star Wars movie, thanks in no small part to star Mel Gibson's
by-now-infamous drunken anti-Semitic tirades and/or his over-the-top
crazy phone calls to his baby mama. This was actually one of the
reasons, along with 9/11 and Heath Ledger's death (who was initially
slated to play Max), why it reportedly took so long for director
George Miller to make his latest Mad Max film. So, when Mad Max: Fury
Road was finally completed & released, he needed publicity as all
films need. And, in today's politically-charged feminized climate,
what better way to help publicize a film like this than to insinuate
its feminized message and bash anyone who dares question said
feminized message (even though it didn't have a feminized message!).
For the record, I myself have not yet
seen the latest Mad Max flick nor am I really clamouring to see it,
controversy or no. So I can't really say for sure whether or not I
personally feel it's a feminist movie. However, judging from what I
read about the film (including from those that actually praised the
movie who, while they condemned the boycott, conceded that indeed it
was a feminist movie), there is indeed a case to be made for Mad
Max's feminist credentials. Of course, George Miller or any movie
director is perfectly free to make any type of film they wish. But,
what I'd like to know is, if Miller wanted to make a female-driven
action film, why didn't he just go ahead and make one? Just drop the
Mad Max character entirely, especially since Max was apparently more
of a secondary character in this film, and make Charlize Theron's
character the main star? Of course, the answer to that may be because
female-driven action films have a rather spotty track record at the
box office. For every Thelma & Louise (which was an apparent
ripoff of an earlier B-movie called Assault Of The Killer Bimbos)
there are at least a half-dozen Tank Girl's (which bombed so bad that
it virtually killed actress Lori Petty's movie career). Even Charlize
Theron's attempt at headlining an action flick—i.e. the live-action
version of the cult cartoon Aeon Flux—bombed at the all-important
box office. And the reason for that is, for all the talk of feminism
and such, moviegoers, both men and women, don't want to see women in
the dominant role in action films. They want to see the men swoop in
and rescue everyone, including—and especially—the girl, similar
to the way they want things to work out in real life. Again, in spite
of all the cinematic feminist talk, men want to imagine themselves as
the rescuer and women want to imagine themselves the ones being
rescued. Period.
At the end of the day, it's all about
money, feminism or no. And, while the movie will undoubtedly make a
profit (at the time of this writing, it has reached the $100 million
mark), it still didn't make the big splash at the all-important box
office George Miller and the movie studio were obviously hoping for,
which, like I implied earlier, is what I believe really drove the
controversy. I mean, it didn't even reach number one on the box
office charts the weekend it was released as it made about half the
money that the flick Pitch Perfect 2 which did debut at number one.
Of course, the thing I found most
hypocritical of all about the whole insipid controversy surrounding
Aaron Clarey's Mad Max article—which even Clarey himself said was
ridiculous—was that the same feminists/feminist sympathizers who
scoffed at the idea of a boycott of Mad Max: Fury Road by the
apparently imaginary MRAs were the same ones who all but advocated
a—that's right—boycott of the Clint Eastwood film American Sniper
about military sniper Chris Kyle months earlier—many of whom hadn't
even seen the film—because not only they claimed it “promoted”
the Iraqi war but that it also promoted—again, that's
right—masculinity. And we all know just how much the feminists and
their sympathizers really hate that!
Besides that, one thing the feminized
reviewers of Mad Max: Feminist, uh, I mean Fury Road failed to
address is that, if Charlize Theron's character Imperator Furiosa was
so strong and whatnot as said feminized reviewers insisted she was,
why then did she need the “help” of Max to begin with? Just
saying!
A sidenote: Here's the link to the Aaron Clarey article from "anti-feminist" site Return Of Kings for anyone who is interested in reading the piece that started all the Mad Maxine, uh, I mean Mad Max feminist furor to begin with: http://www.returnofkings.com/63036/why-you-should-not-go-see-mad-max-feminist-road
A sidenote: Here's the link to the Aaron Clarey article from "anti-feminist" site Return Of Kings for anyone who is interested in reading the piece that started all the Mad Maxine, uh, I mean Mad Max feminist furor to begin with: http://www.returnofkings.com/63036/why-you-should-not-go-see-mad-max-feminist-road
Here's a video review (from YouTube) from someone (yes, a man!) who actually watched Mad Max: Fury Road and said yes, it WAS a "feminist" movie!
And, while we're at it, here's Aaron Clarey's video response to all the critics of his article: